Citação cinematográfica favorita

[irc_doidao]

Todos nós vemos filmes e filmes e mais filmes e com alguma sorte ainda conseguimos ver mais uns quantos. Assim sendo, qual foi a frase que mais vos marcou, ou que acharam mais piada?

A minha citação favorita é sem dúvida "Bates?" ;) LOL Mas é preciso enquadramento.. Psyco, cena em que ela está a tomar banho e o nosso amigo Norman Bates está a espreitar por um buraco enquanto :masturba: . Corte. Nova cena: entra um homem e diz "Bates?" LOL

[[Anubis]]

a 1ª que me veio à cabeça foi "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"
mas não a considero a minha favorita

[kirk]

Christopher Lambert e o seu "I don´t think so..." Ele diz isso em todos os filmes. Dentro do género tb temos o "i'll be back" do Schwarzeneger



E claro..

"I'll make an offer you can´t refuse..." Guess who said that :roll:

[irc_doidao]

Christopher Lambert e o seu "I don´t think so..." Ele diz isso em todos os filmes. Dentro do género tb temos o "i'll be back" do Schwarzenege

Christopher Lambert? OH meu deus... esse gajo não existe! QUem terá sido a alma que disse ao gajo que ele sabia representar?!

[Thelema]

*Gun Shot*: Did I break your concentration? :P

[GooseBump]

There is no spoon (or something like that)

[kirk]

Christopher Lambert e o seu "I don´t think so..." Ele diz isso em todos os filmes. Dentro do género tb temos o "i'll be back" do Schwarzenege

Christopher Lambert? OH meu deus... esse gajo não existe! QUem terá sido a alma que disse ao gajo que ele sabia representar?!


e alguem disse k ele era bom actor? i don´t think so... :roll:

Mas fizeste a thread para saber as melhores frases ou melhores actores??



Dai-me forças para aguentar com estes tipos...

[[Anubis]]

I'll be back é um clássico... ;)

Great Scott! lembram-se desta? ;)

There is no spoon

[DarK_PropheT]

"Are you fuckin' talkin' to me ?" incrivel como ninguém disse esta...

[NuNeX]

Há uma linda do Darth Vader:

"If you only knew the Power of the Dark Side" ... tenho aki um wav com isso

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/nunex/darkside.wav

[Dwelling]

"Fear is not an option" - Donnie Darko

[kirk]

]

Great Scott! lembram-se desta? ;)


Back to the Future... (Doc)

Boa :D nice

[[Anubis]]

Luke... I am your father!


Dr Chandra... Will I dream?

[Ora trombada...]

ahah.... i know what you're thinking punk. you're thinking "did he fire 6 shoots or only 5?" Now to tell you the truth i've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this a 44magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, that will blow your head clean off! You could ask yourself a question: "do i feel lucky?"... Well do you punk?!? (bang)


o grande poderoso DirtyHarry , clint eastwood no seu melhor 8)

[G1njas]

Oh my god!They Killed Kenny
Don't go against the family.

[DarK_PropheT]

Há uma linda do Darth Vader:

"If you only knew the Power of the Dark Side" ... tenho aki um wav com isso

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/nunex/darkside.wav

As belas das frases do darth vader
"You Are Beaten... It's Useless To Resist"
e também uma do Darth Maul
"Fear attracs the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear, fear is my ally!"

Edited: Por as frases correctas

[Mr. Deluxe]

*Gun Shot*: Did I break your concentration? :P

SAY WHAT AGAIN!
SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHA'FUCKER!


Lindo!!!

[WhoIAm]

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

[xef]

"Oh si oh si cariño oh si oh si me gusta oh si oh si come-la toda"

[werlin]

Alexa: Do you think it'll convert?
Nonaka: To convert is its choice to make.
Alexa: Do you think maybe we ought to reprogram it?
Nonaka: No. We can't make slaves of them.
Alexa: Because that would be simpler.
Nonaka: We won't beat the machines by making them our slaves. Better to let them join us by choice.
Alexa: Make them believe that the right choice is the one we want them to make.
Nonaka: All right. Yes, machines are tools. They're made to be used. It's their nature.
Alexa: To be slaves.
Nonaka: That's why we can show them a better world. Why they convert.
Alexa: But that world we show them isn't real.
Nonaka: It doesn't matter.
Alexa: Well, I'm afraid they'll figure out that we've made up that thing in our heads.
Nonaka: They can't tell the difference. To an artificial mind, all reality is virtual. How do they know that the real world isn't just another simulation? How do you?
Alexa: Well, I know I'm not dreaming now because I know what it's like being in a dream.
Nonaka: So dreaming lets you know reality exists?
Alexa: No, just that my mind exists. I don't know about the rest.

Alexa (Melinda Clarke) and Nonaka (Dwight Schultz)
The Animatrix, "Matriculated"

[NuNeX]

Pah... são citações... não são os guiões inteiros

[Psicótico]

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

:rox:


Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit ?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit ?

:arrow: Donnie Darko
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

:arrow: Dirty Harry
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite ?

:arrow: Reservoir Dogs
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It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

:arrow: Fight Club



:mrgreen:

[Opiumm]

"Let Jesus Fuck Me" - Exorcista :evil:

[Dolphin_Angel]

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!


isto é tudo ...


e no final

Carrasco: Say mercy.

Wallace: FREDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[DarK_PropheT]

+ frases

Darth Sidious: "You have been well trained my young apprentice... they will be no match for you"
Darth Vader: "Now I Am The master"
Darth Vader: "I've been waiting for you obi-wan, we meet again at last... the circle is now complete. When i left you i was the learner now i am the master"
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Darth Vader: "Join me and togheter we can rule the galaxy as father and son"

[[Anubis]]

What is "real"? How do you define "real"? If you are talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

(Morpheus, Matrix)

[EpiC]

todo lá dentro no cú da menina!

[JackDaniels]

My precious.... lol, Lord of the Rings :wink:

[kajoo]

crebaste mi ventana...agora vais ter di mamar mi poia!!
carinho..mete lo...si...mas ke grande!!
te desnuda...kero penetrar te
por de traz no es pecado
si a ti te gusta....a mim me encanta

:roll:

"we will get laid" american pie :twisted: :twisted:

[weedon]

[when asked why create a Porn'n'Chicken club]
Quinton : Well, because fried chicken tastes good, and porn is videos of people having sex.

Porn 'n' Chicken Club

[JackDaniels]

E aquelas citações da saga dos filmes do Taveira???


"Tá todo lá dentro!!!"

"Pronto, não chora, já tá todo lá dentro"

"Já tá todo no cu da querida"

"Descontrai, descontrai, pronto não custa nada"

[[Anubis]]

Já que estamos nos reality films... :?

Adivinhem esta

"É só o gato"


:?

[jymmi]

run forrest, run.

[JackDaniels]

]
Já que estamos nos reality films...

Adivinhem esta

"É só o gato"



Zulmira Style ??

[Mr. Deluxe]

GENTLEMEN! YOU CAN’T FIGHT IN HERE!! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM.

- Dr. Strangelove


Alex : Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

- A Clockwork Orange


Do Pulp Fiction, todo o filme é memorável, mas considero estas as mais emblemáticas:

Jules : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Fabienne : Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch : It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne : Whose chopper is this?
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


Captain Koons : The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.


E é praticamente impossivel selecionar quotes dos filmes dos Monty Python, mas em todo o caso, acho estas fantásticas:


The Quest for the Holy Grail:

King Arthur : What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight : I'm invincible!
King Arthur : ...You're a loony

French Soldier : You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Dennis : Help, help, I'm being repressed.

Knight 1 : We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.


Life of Brian:

Pontius Pilate : What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"

Brian: You are all individuals!
The Crowd: We are all individuals! (lindo)




.... e mais um ponte delas que não estou para por aqui, como no Full Metal Jacket, no 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, yadda yadda yada...

[[Anubis]]

]
Já que estamos nos reality films...

Adivinhem esta

"É só o gato"



Zulmira Style ??

pois... :roll:

[hellspwn]

"If there's a center of the universe, you're on the place that's farthest from"

[milhouse]

"For relaxing times, make it Santori time." - Lost in Translation

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images90592_Lost.jpg

[LastCaress]

A Paixão de Cristo :

Jesus : "Maria, que belos melões"

A citação pode não estar 100% exacta, porque ainda não vi o filme, mas se a minha memória não me engana, foi mesmo assim.

[G1njas]

"Let Jesus Fuck Me" - Exorcista :evil:
ou sera Fuck you?(sem ofensa mesmo...)
n sei só sei q está mt fixe.
Tb ha´aquela do
"Do you know what your hansom(?) daughter did?"-depois de ter feito a cena com a cabeça

Outra:
"HEeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeee Comes Johny!!!!!!!!!!" - Shinning
"Redrum!Redrum!" - "

[Mr. Deluxe]

"Let Jesus Fuck Me" - Exorcista :evil:
ou sera Fuck you?
n sei só sei q está mt fixe.
Tb ha´aquela do
"Do you know what your hansom(?) daughter did?"-depois de ter feito a cena com a cabeça

Outra:
"HEeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeee Comes Johny!!!!!!!!!!" - Shinning
"Redrum!Redrum!" - "



THE SHIINNING! BEM VISTO!!

"All work, and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

[Deus ex Machina]

"This your live, and it's ending one minute at the time."

[LastCaress]

"..." DiCaprio no fim de Titanic. O facto de ele não dizer nada é bom sinal, quer dizer que ele está morto.

SIM O DICAPRIO MORRE NO FIM AHAHAHAHAHAHA, APOSTO QUE ESTAVAS A PLANEAR UMA SESSÃO DE CINEMA EM FRENTE AO LEITOR DE DVD COM UMA EMBALAGEM DE GELADO ENORME E ATÉ APOSTO QUE IAS CHORAR SUA PUTA GORDA. AHAHAHAHAHA

ELE MORRE!
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[O_Empalador]

"on a long enough time line, the survival rate for anyone drops to zero".

Fight Club

Nao tenho a certeza se eh exactamente assim, mas deve ser parecido.


"This your live, and it's ending one minute at the time."

tambem curto mto esta.. tambem é do fight club :)

[sada]

sem dúvida a +ridicula:

Demi Moore em GI Jane, depois de ter levado um enxerto:

"SUCK MY DICK!"

[Ganzoneri]

"Rosebud"

[LastCaress]

ISSO É O NOME QUE ELE DAVA AO BRINQUEDO


AHAHAHAHA, FODI MAIS UM FILME.

[Carnivoro]

Adão e Eva:

" Joaquim de Almeida --» Vai á merda!!!
Inês de Medeiros --» Vai Tu !!! "


cinema portugês no seu melhor

[[Anubis]]

Adão e Eva:

" Joaquim de Almeida --» Vai á merda!!!
Inês de Medeiros --» Vai Tu !!! "


cinema portugês no seu melhor


Outra grande citação do cinema português:






















Não, não me esqueci de nada...

[Dwelling]

é o branca de neve,lol :D

[[Anubis]]

é o branca de neve,lol :D

Lol ;)

por acaso estava a pensar mais naqueles longos momentos de ausência de diálogo que o cinema português tem...

[hellspwn]

]
é o branca de neve,lol :D

Lol ;)

por acaso estava a pensar mais naqueles longos momentos de ausência de diálogo que o cinema português tem...
Manuel de Oliveira Style?

[Mariah]

"I'm better than I was before but not as good as I'm gonna get"
uma gaja kk disse isto no filme da biografia do Mohamed Ali, o boxer.

[tooler]

"Fried rice! You Plck!" - O chinês do "Arma Mortífera 4"
"So let's talk about what this case is really all about!" - Denzel Washington - Philadelphia
"...everything is just a copy of a copy of a copy" - Edward Norton - Fight Club

[Homem-Colhao]

"No matter how strange or despicable you act, I can do one better, because I work for the government!" - The Million Dollar Hotel


"I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake." - The Fly

[SpIkE_pT]

"Eu quero é que o público Português se foda"


-Branca de neve e os 7 anões

[Sniper32]

[when asked why create a Porn'n'Chicken club]
Quinton : Well, because fried chicken tastes good, and porn is videos of people having sex.

Porn 'n' Chicken Club


:rox: :rox: :rox:



Adão e Eva:

" Joaquim de Almeida --» Vai á merda!!!
Inês de Medeiros --» Vai Tu !!! "


cinema portugês no seu melhor

:lol3:


Citações de filmes... de momento não me lembro de nenhuma

[LastCaress]

]

Outra grande citação do cinema português:




















é o branca de neve,lol :D

A lição que podemos tirar daqui é que os filmes sem imagem não têm som!

[Going_Postal]

o fight club ta cheio delas.

depois...

"i chose not to choose life. i chose something ele. and the reasons? there are no reasons. who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

goodfellas - "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

[EpiC]

cinema português - Ai os imortais .. os imortais!

Rui Unas in Imortais!

[DarkWings]

Trainspotting! :D

"Take the best orgasm you've ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it."

[lacoste]

" ta td la dentro " by: arquitecto

[G1njas]

]

Outra grande citação do cinema português:








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é o branca de neve,lol :D

A lição que podemos tirar daqui é que os filmes sem imagem não têm som!

[cabraooo]

do i feel lucky?"...a xtoria ja foi algures ai deskrita

oh! OH Si...axo k tds konhecem o filme =D

o mitico "i See Dead People"

"talk To The Hand" provavelmente a frase mais comprida k o Schwarzeneger teve de decorar no terminator 3

e é claro no toy story o buzz com a frase,,"pro infinitooo e mais alem"..

[esiden]

LiCor BEIRÃO :!:
:lol:

[Glamour]

"Hey Shit-break what's the capital of Tailand?

BANG-COCK :lol: "

American Pie - O Casamento


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Hannibal Lecter : A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.



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Hannibal Lecter : I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.


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[irc_doidao]

Are you talkin' to me?

[Bun-Bun]

HI! I'M BUCK! AND I'M HERE TO FUCK!
:rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::r ula::rula::rula:
:rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::rula::r ula::rula::rula:
Nuff said

[Edu115]

"Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic.. Why it's a greased lightnin'! "


btw, :repost:

[Bullet]

Jules : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
epah... :rula:



Jules: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!

(...)

Jules: Well I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm "Superfly TNT." I'm "The Guns of the Navarone." In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker who should be on brain detail. We fucking switching. I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull. :lol: :lol:

in Pulp Fiction



Wallace: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in Braveheart



e mais umas tantas k ja por ai postaram! :nice: :D

[refugiado]

hmm, uma que ficou logo na minha mente, foi no filme 'a noiva do meu irmao' em que a Cameron Diaz e o Keanu Reeves dizem a um men: ''You shut up, you shutp the fuck up''! o que me apetece repetir esta frase a tantas pessoas...

[Edu115]

hmm, uma que ficou logo na minha mente, foi no filme 'a noiva do meu irmao' em que a Cameron Diaz e o Keanu Reeves dizem a um men: ''You shut up, you shutp the fuck up''! o que me apetece repetir esta frase a tantas pessoas...

à stôra elisa e tal.. :P

[refugiado]

hmm, uma que ficou logo na minha mente, foi no filme 'a noiva do meu irmao' em que a Cameron Diaz e o Keanu Reeves dizem a um men: ''You shut up, you shutp the fuck up''! o que me apetece repetir esta frase a tantas pessoas...

à stôra elisa e tal.. :P

lol
por acaso já lhe mandei bocas, mas foi mais para se calhar; deixar de falar do shopping, das roupas que la comprou, para depois não se queixar que temos que dar a matéria porque estamos atrasados, e depois anda a dar 39 folhar por aula e aulas extra... e xega ao fim do ano, e nas ultimas aulas não temos nada que fazer, e andamos para lá a pastar...

[mildseven]

Porkys

Pee Wee Morris: " Yeah, you're right. I gotta go home and warm up! "



Liga de Cavalheiros

Tubbs Tattsyrup : " Are you local ? "

"This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.


Arnold Schwarzenegger

" I'll be back "


A Paixão de Cristo

Jesus : " Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do "

[mithos]

"The Crow"

"Mother is the name for god in the hearts and lips of all children."

[FuraBaloes]

Simpsons

" Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet?? "

[kirk]

Liga de Cavalheiros

Tubbs Tattsyrup : " Are you local ? "

"This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.


:lol3: :lol3:

Tb há aquela da mm série: (n sei se estará certo)

"Hello Hello... What's the shouting... We have no trouble here!"

[mildseven]

hhehehehe


"Hello Hello , what's going on? What all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!"

[Anzor]

Bom post este, muito bom...

Quote Joe Pesci:
Dialogo entre o mafioso e o traidor em tudo bons rapazes.

J.P- "EYYY, ASSHOLE, do i look like a bitch to you?"
Maf.-"WHAT....!!!?
J.P- "Do i look like a bitch?, do i?"
Maf.-"No, no, no"
J.P-"So why the fuck are u trying to fuck me?

BANG BANG......lol
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Shrek 2

Enough Regyyyyy


Are we there yet
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Indiana Jones, Triologia

-"Nazy´s, i hate this guys"

-"Snakes, i hate snakes"
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Batman I

Joker-"Have you ever dance with the devil in pail moonligth"

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Adão e eva

"Vai a merda"
"Vai tu"
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Outro filme Portugues que não me lembro o nome

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, porque, porque que não me disseram que isto, que isto ficava para sempre"

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Regresso ao Futuro

"Thats heavy DOC"
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007-A saga

"Bond James Bond"

"A vodka martini, shaken not steard"

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Pinky and Brain

Pinky-"what shall we do today, Brain?"

Brain-"That we do every day, trie to take over the world"

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Looney Toons

D. Duck- "Its mine, all mine, down down down, its mine, im rich rich rich"

Bugs bunny-"Whats up Doc?"

Road Runner-"BIC BIC"

Helmer-"WHY YOUUUUUU LITLLE" BANG BANG

Pigy-" YEAH BUDYEAH YEAH BUDYEAH Thats all folks"

[Anzor]

Meu amigo, isto o que aconteceu foi muito simples, meu amigo.
O que aconteceu é que eu chego aqui e sou logo confrontado com determinadas e certas situações, HANN
Eu digo, "tão como é que é",
e os gajos "Ah e tal"
E eu "AH e tal não, eu venho de lá de baixo e dizem-me não sei o quê, chego cá acima afinal parece que não"
Em quê que ficamos?
E os gajos " Ah não sei que mais e o camandro"
E eu "MAUUUUUU, tu queres ver que a gente tem que se chatear"
Isto não pode ser, eu sou um gajo que tá qui a trabalhar, eu quero trabalhar, HANNN,e sou aqui, e dizem-me, como eu aqui "OUBI" dizem AH não sei quê, MAS QUÉ ISTO, QUÉ ISTO.
Isso não se faz, porque eu sou um gajo que dou-me bem com toda a gente sim sr.º, tudo bem por mim tá tudo bem, e fazem-me isto, e há gajos por ai que fazem trinta por uma linha e depois passa tudo incolme que é coisa que eu não percebo.
É que eu assim não venho…deixo de vir aqui…vou fazer a minha vida para outros sitios.Sitios onde inclusivamente malta me diz----"É pa e tal sim sr" é pa lá que eu vou, deixo de vir aqui pá, HAN?
Quando eu vejo que há ai palhaços que falam falam falam falam falam falam e eu não os "bejo" a fazer nada HAN?Fico chateado, com certeza que fico chateado PAH!!! Tá a peceber?
PAUSA---------------------------------AHH!

By stinky cat….lol

[kirk]

Pinky and Brain

Pinky-"what shall we do Tonight, Brain?"

Brain-"The same thing we do every night pinky... try to take over the WORLD!""

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Looney Toons

D. Duck- "Its mine, all mine, down down down, its mine, im rich rich rich, i'm healthy yahoooo"

Bugs bunny-"Whats up Doc?"

Road Runner-"BIC BIC"

Helmer-"WHY YOUUUUUU LITLLE" BANG BANG

Pigy-" YEAH BUDYEAH YEAH BUDYEAH Thats all folks"


:lol3:

Trouxeste-me velhas recordações chuif :D

[Ghost021]

O filme na me lembra o nome mas a frase era...
"I come in peace." :arrow: "You go in pieces!"

Dos simpons.

Bart ao telefone, "Hello is Mr.Sexual in?"
Homer a atender o telefone, "Mr.Sexual? Doe's he have a first name?"
Bart, "Yes is first name's Homer."
Homer, "Oh ok let me just ask the guys."
Homer pro pessoal em casa, "Hey guys theres a guy on the phone asking if there's anyone called Homer Sexual"
A malta, "What?!"
Homer, "Theres a guy asking if there's any HOMER SEXUAL IN THIS HOUSE"
A malta, "BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Homer, "Doh!!!!" :hihi:

[Anzor]

Pinky and Brain

Pinky-"what shall we do Tonight, Brain?"

Brain-"The same thing we do every night pinky... try to take over the WORLD!""

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Looney Toons

D. Duck- "Its mine, all mine, down down down, its mine, im rich rich rich, i'm healthy yahoooo"

Bugs bunny-"Whats up Doc?"

Road Runner-"BIC BIC"

Helmer-"WHY YOUUUUUU LITLLE" BANG BANG

Pigy-" YEAH BUDYEAH YEAH BUDYEAH Thats all folks"


:lol3:

Trouxeste-me velhas recordações chuif :D


ya é isso mesmo, tanks pela correcção, eu já não tinha bem a certeza de como era, mas muito bom.....lol.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Anzor]

Simpsons

" Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet?? "

Eu tenho ideia que isso é do Shrek II, pelo menos eu vi isso no Shrek, se os simpsons tb têm uma cena do genero, desconheço.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[kirk]

Simpsons

" Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet??Are We there yet?? "

Eu tenho ideia que isso é do Shrek II, pelo menos eu vi isso no Shrek, se os simpsons tb têm uma cena do genero, desconheço.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Essa é dakelas frases k axo k ninguem sabe donde surgiu... eu já ouço isso há montes de tempo... até em filmes dos anos 80... é dakelas piadas intemporais :lol:

[papa_pitas_master]

SUCK ME BEAUTIFULL!!!

[Caloiro]

pulp fiction:

PUMPKIN: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

HONEY BUNNY: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya!

taa tara ta ta, tara ta ta...

[LastCaress]

Liga de cavalheiros : "There are other places?"

[Nikolai_Bukharin]

"The world seems to be
sinking into dusk
but I tell the stories
as in the beginning
in my sing-song voice.
which sustains me
protected by the tale
from the troubling present."

"Wings of Desire", by Wim Wenders

[GooseBump]

Waazaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! @ Scary Movie

[MILF Weed]

American pie: "Suck me beautiful!"

[Hobbes]

G.I. Jane -

Demmi More
"Yo Sarge... Suck my balls!!"

No fim do filme, ela le uma citaçao de um livro...
"I never see a wild animal have sorry for himself" (axo que eh isto..)

[mildseven]

pulp fiction:

PUMPKIN: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

HONEY BUNNY: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya!

taa tara ta ta, tara ta ta...


/me on @ Fun loving Criminals - Scooby Snacks

[Anzor]

O Tubarão-Jaws

(Matt Hooper): I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch. That's a twenty footer!
(Quint): Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

(Brody): We're gonna need a bigger boat.

(Quint): The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

(Quint): You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

(Brody): I used to hate the water.

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Apolo 13

Houston, we have a problem

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Rambo

Im your worst nightmare

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Nightamre in Elm Street

One Tow Fredy is coming for you

Three four better lock your door

five six grab a cruxifix

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Exorcista

Sarah possuida: What's the matter, Father? Don't you wanna fuck me anymore?

Sarah possuida-you want the whore, don't you? You wanna stick your big round cock up her juicy ass?


depois o padre atira agua benta para o umbigo e aprece escrito

HELP ME.....

LINDO......eheheheheheheh

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

A cena de Deus a falar para o Sir Artur de joelhos "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

Soldado Françês a insultar os cavaleiros do cimo do castelo. " don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts"

Estes gajos é que têm cenas do melhor.

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Lord of the rings

"My precious"

"The one ring to rule them all"

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[AAK]

"Mothafucka's fucking looooooaded!"
Lou Diamond Philips in The Big Hit

"Gentleman, welcome to my secret underground laaair"
Mike Meyers in Austin Powers (qualquer um)

"Honestly thow me a frikkin' boooone here"
Mike Meyers in Austin Powers

"jasnoansnfnanflnlnkfzlklnkzfnnlkfnkln"
Brad Pitt in Snatch

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"
Vinnie Jones in Snatch

"Theeeere's something on the wiiiing!"
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"I'm.....the Dude"
Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowsky

"Fuck You!"
Samuel L. Jackson in.....any movie

[milhouse]

"CORRE POR MIM! CORRE POR TI!! CORRE PELO NOSSO AMOOR!!!" -> Pipo na Serra de Nevada para a Joana em Morangos com Açucar

http://star.alto-debito.com/up/bin_imagem_s_10897.gif


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Filme caseiro a circular na net:

gaja: -Ò amor desliga a camâra!!
gajo:- Ò kerida deixa tar...
gaja:- E se depois aparece na Internet?
gajo:- Ò kerida eu depois apago!

[kirk]

gaja: -Ò amor desliga a camâra!!
gajo:- Ò kerida deixa tar...
gaja:- E se depois aparece na Internet?
gajo:- Ò kerida eu depois apago!

O video do Nando e da Xana? :lol3: :lol3:

Realmente já é um clássico! :nice:

[Accident]

Sienfeld:

Jerry: So? we go to the NBC and we say: " We have a idea for a show about nothing!"

Jorge: That's right!

Jerry: Wath is your idea for? About nothing!!

Jorge: There you go!

Jerry: hum... We may have something here!

Mas tudo isto dito bue depressa e como so eles sabem fazer Genial!

e akela do Kramer ke nao sei como e ke se faz ke o fazer faz um :nice: e diz " Giri up! " ou kk koisa do genero ! LOL mas a espressao dele tá demais!!!
Seinfeld RULA MTO!!!

[Accident]

double! :evil:

[prepúcio_papaconas]

— I never forget a face... speccialy when I sat on it.

Kathleen Turner in "As Noites de China Blue"

__________________________________________________ __

— Ema representava a extremidade de qualquer coisa. A sua beleza constituia uma exuberância e, como tal, um perigo.

Narrador de "Vale Abraão"

[««miLAno»»]

''ARE U TOKING TO ME??''

''ASTA LA BISTA BABE''

[Bik...Fam1bik]

IUPICAE MOTHER FUCKER! (um grande filme de acção...estão a ver qual?)

[Vampirella]

I've crossed oceans of time to find you!

Gary Oldman no Drácula!

[prepúcio_papaconas]

— Ah... ah... mais... mais... enterra-o todo... oh sim... sim... isso... uuuuuhhhh... aaaaaaahhhhh!!!


Ganda filme. 8)

[Raoul_Duke]

"Need to have a shit!" - Brad Pitt em "Snatch"

[Black Hole Sun]

"Fredo, you broke my heart." Michael Corleone em "O Padrinho II"

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it." Clint Eastwood (não me lembro do nome da personagem) em "Imperdoável".

"I make him an offer he can't refuse." Michael Corleone em "O Padrinho"

"Your forgot your fortune cookie... It says: You're shit out of luck"
"(...) did he fire six shots or only five? (...)" - Inspector Harry Calahan, da saga "Dirty Harry"

[Homem-Colhao]

http://outlaw.no.sapo.pt/scarface.jpg

"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface

[butchuaxi]

as k eu m lembro mais porreiras sao paneas estas:
-uma do south park em alusao a kd eles dixem "they kill kenny you bastards" so k neste episodio era uma multidao do caralho atropelou o kenny e la no meio da multidao 2 bacanos viraxe um" i found a penny" e o outro "you bastard" lool
outra no dracula 2001 ta um bacano a ser atacado por um vampiro puxa duma crux e o vampiro viraxe "dsc mas sou ateu" o bacano sem kerer carrega la dum botao e sai uma lâmina da parte de baixo da crux e o gajo viraxe e dix"deus amate de kk maneira" lolol so vendo
dp ha akela mistica "you´re gonna need a bigger boat"

[KarmaCop213]

"Dadinho o caralho, o meu nome é Zé Pequeno!" Cidade de Deus

[ixus]

ali g...."increse the pease" e "respest"
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

[ixus]

ali g...."increse the pease" e "respest"
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

[No_RuLeS_]

A minha preferida lolol "I see dead people " lololol no Filme sexto sentido 8) :evil:

[Carnivoro]

Fight Club é uma chuva delas...
"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"May the force be with you!" -» Star Wars

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --»ferry´s Buellers..

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." --» Scarface

"Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to." --» Miracle on 34th street

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity..." -» Gladiator

""Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive" --» National Lampoon's Van Wilder

[Carnivoro]

Fight Club é uma chuva delas...
"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"May the force be with you!" -» Star Wars

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --»ferry´s Buellers..

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." --» Scarface

"Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to." --» Miracle on 34th street

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity..." -» Gladiator

""Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive" --» National Lampoon's Van Wilder

[mordemaki]

I've crossed oceans of time to find you!

Gary Oldman no Drácula!

Tiraste-me as palavras do teclado. Ia agora mesmo postar isso.

[Carlos Cus]

"Dadinho o caralho, o meu nome é Zé Pequeno!" Cidade de Deus
Falta o PORRA, no fim :)

"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." - Mr.Wolf @ Pulp Fiction

"O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin." - Mr. Brown @ Reservoir Dogs

[nheck]

IUPICAE MOTHER FUCKER! (um grande filme de acção...estão a ver qual?)

Die Hard (Assalto ao arranha-céu)



e agora para um verdadeiro festival de citações:

Get to da choppa!!

What's with all this fucking tie business!

Dillon , u son of a bitch!

any time...

What's the matta? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Stick around!

--

So, this is vut you're looking foor? You set us up! It's all bull$h!t, all of it!

...so you stick the six of us into a meat grindah. What happened to you Dillon, you used to be someone I can trust

You're assets, expendable assets...and I used you to get the job done, got it!

My men are not expendable...and I don't do dis kinda vurk.

--

She's your baggage. If you lose her, then you on yo own!

Bad idea.

This ain't no man, were all gonna die.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

--

Billy, you know something, man. What is it?
I'm scared, Poncho.
Bullshit you ain't afraid of no man.
There's something out there and it ain't no man.

--

cause some damn fool acussed you of being the best!

It killed Jim Hopper, and now it wants us.

bunch of slack jawed faggots around here. this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus... just like me!
Yeah, strap this on your sore ass, Blaine!

Maybe you'd better put her on a leash agent man.

You sayin' Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard?

Do you remember Afghanistan?
I'm trying to forget it.

I dont care who you are in the real world, I see you doin that again, Ill bleed you, real quiet, leave you to the crows.

Hey Billy, get me a way outta dis 'olee.

So dis caaabin administer of yours, does he always travel on da wrong siide of the boaarda?

I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.

Knock, knock! Bum!

You are one ugly motherfucker!

Gimmie the gun.
What?
Gimmie the wheaponn!

When I was little we found a man. He looked like, like butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves and whispered crazy things, said strange things. El Diablo, cazador de hombres. We begin finding our man, sometimes without their skin and sometimes much, much worse. Only in the hottest years this happens....and this year it grows hot. El que hace troferos de los hombres means, the demon who makes trophies of man.

Come on! DO IT! KEEELL ME, I'M RIGHT HEEERE! COME ON! DO IT NOW!!!

What da hell are you?

you see him?
I see you!

You're bleeding man!
I ain't got time to bleed!
Got time to duck?

over here

I'm gonna have me some fun! I'm gonna have me some fun!



todas do mesmo filme!!

[Psicótico]

I've crossed oceans of time to find you!

Gary Oldman no Drácula!

GRANDE filme :nice:

[Sephy]

Porra ja diseram kuase tds k poderia dizer por iso...
[sotaquebrasileiro]Amó,me esqueci das malas no carro[sotaquebrasileiro/]
[sotaquebrasileiro]Nao fais mau....chupa-mos![sotaquebrasileiro/]
:arrow: Quentes e boas vol.49

[tooler]

"Oh pra ele todo lá dentro! Todo lá dentro do cú da querida!" - Tomás Taveira - Taveira Sessions
"Não te ponhas com essas coisas" - Idem
"Depois venho-me na minha barriguinha e a menina vai lamber está bem?" - Ibidem

[[Anubis]]

são tudo pensamentos

"What the fuck am I doing?"

(Olha para um gajo a correr)

"Chasing him!"

(olha outra vez)

"FUCK! He’s chasing me."


Memento

[Carlos Cus]

"Oh pra ele todo lá dentro! Todo lá dentro do cú da querida!" - Tomás Taveira - Taveira Sessions
"Não te ponhas com essas coisas" - Idem
"Depois venho-me na minha barriguinha e a menina vai lamber está bem?" - Ibidem

Não me lembro dessa última! :)
Mais uma para a lista q ando a fazer.
A minha preferida é o "Vá, que esta cabecinha não tem ombros"

[Sephy]

(traduzido)"Calcula-me que sao "chupistas"
Blade II (obrigado rtp 1 :D lol )
(Kuando é k o Blade tb é libertado da Matrix?olho pos oculinhos d sol e imagino sp o gajo a dizer ""mr anderson....i´m here to stick a wooden sword in your heart and garlic up your arse")

[Homem-Colhao]

Blade : You're human.
Kounen : Barely. I'm a lawyer.

:twisted: Este tipo de filmes têm sempre grandes quotes!! :rox:

[GooseBump]

Houston, we have a problem...

[butchuaxi]

e ixo é de k filme?

[canada]

O meu sig... heheh..
Tb gosto Marlon Brando no padrinho... Jack Nicholson tem bués... especialmente qdo fez de joker no batman...

[fUzZy]

"..." DiCaprio no fim de Titanic. O facto de ele não dizer nada é bom sinal, quer dizer que ele está morto.

SIM O DICAPRIO MORRE NO FIM AHAHAHAHAHAHA, APOSTO QUE ESTAVAS A PLANEAR UMA SESSÃO DE CINEMA EM FRENTE AO LEITOR DE DVD COM UMA EMBALAGEM DE GELADO ENORME E ATÉ APOSTO QUE IAS CHORAR SUA PUTA GORDA. AHAHAHAHAHA

ELE MORRE!
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ELE MORRE!
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:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol:

[forza]

Last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs. Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.

[Glamour]

Tenho uma nova que rula.
Southpark - Season 5 Episode 513 "Kenny dies"

Cartman: "I'm like aborted fetesus i wasn't born yesterday" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[VIRGEM]

" oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah " - canal 18

[[Anubis]]

" oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah " - canal 18

Não gostas mas vês...

[telepiroca]

ali g...."increse the pease" e "respest"
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:


A primeira já não me lembro, mas a última é sem dúvida

RESTECP!

Austin Powers 2

Oh, groovy baby!
Ooh, behave!

SOMEONE STOLE MY MOJO!

Matrix
Dizer que não aos nossos impulsos é renegar aquilo que nos torna humanos.

Lotr, um qq

A new Power is rising!

[butchuaxi]

ali g...."increse the pease" e "respest"
:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:


A primeira já não me lembro, mas a última é sem dúvida

RESTECP!

Austin Powers 2

Oh, groovy baby!
Ooh, behave!

SOMEONE STOLE MY MOJO!

Matrix
Dizer que não aos nossos impulsos é renegar aquilo que nos torna humanos.

Lotr, um qq

A new Power is rising!

pk pusest tds em ingles menos a citacao do the matrix?

[GrOoVeRiDeR]

Tyler Durden in Fight Club:
"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."


Estas são duas de muitas desse fabuloso filme. :)

[Kabulas]

eu concordo com o q aki foi dito. axo o Fight Club um dos filmes com mais frases q da q pensar.

Gosto particularmente do filme Gladiador, e sobretudo da frase:

"what we do in life...echoes in eternity!"

[butchuaxi]

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fight...

[bomber]

Buck - "My name's Buck, and I am here to fuck!"
The Bride - "You're name is Buck. Right? And you came here to fuck. Right?

in KiLL BiLL


ET - ET PHONE HOME

in ET

[Mr. Deluxe]

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

[Mr. Deluxe]

:arrow: Men in Tights

Blinkin, o criado cego de Robin Hood, numa torre de vigia:
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing.


Prince: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince: It's a good change. That's a good change!



:arrow: Demolition Man

Lenina Huxely: Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away! Let's go blow this guy _away_!



:arrow: Scent of a Woman

Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino): HOO-HAH!


(não tenho esta quote memorizada, mas é das melhoes que já ouvi, long live Al Pacino):

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Out of order, who the hell do you think you're talking to? I've been around you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit, there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs but I say that you are executing his soul. And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, fuck you too.



:arrow: Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

Joe: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple?
Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink: Why not?
Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.

[epinay]

lembro-me daquele filme do Todd Solondz "Hapiness" em que o filho depois de descobrir que o pai tinha abusado sexualmente de um amigo dele menor lhe pergunta : " pai , tambem eras capaz de fazer o mesmo comigo??" ao qual o pai responde depois de uns segundos de reflexao : " nao!! batia uma punheta"
não me recordo do dialogo em ingles , mas o que conta é a mensagem.

[butchuaxi]

dad would you do the same with me?
no.i´d jerkoff...

deve ser isto n?

[epinay]

yap!! isso mesmo

[AAK]

"They say that Americans are the invaders in Iraq, they don't like to be occupied...I wouldn't like to be occupied"

George Bush in Daily Show

[Vito]

Mary 'Mouse' Bradford : You are a girl in love with a girl aren't you?

Pauline 'Paulie'Oster : No, I'm Paulie in love with Tori." "Remember?
----
Pauline 'Paulie'Oster : Liar! Liar, Liar, Liar! You've all got your heads up your assholes because love is. It just is and nothing you can say can make it go away because it is the point of why we are here, it is the highest point and once you are up there, looking down on everyone else, you're there forever. Because if you move, right, you fall. You fall.
----
Pauline 'Paulie' Oster : I shall make me a willow cabin at your gate and call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of contemned love and sing them loud even in the dead of night; Halloo your name to the reverberate hills and make the babbling gossip of the air cry out 'Victoria!'

Lost and Delirious

[butchuaxi]

granda delirio...

[EuSouOPinas]

C'mon Punk Make My Day

[G1njas]

Scotty doesn't know
This isn't where I parked my car...

[mYau]

A únika k me lembro é " I can already see the liberty statue. Very little, of course" no Titanic =x

[Interficium]

"The things you own end up owning you." - Tyler Durden

[morteiro]

"SSDD"
Same shit, different days

Dreamcatcher
Directed by: Lawrence Kasdan
Writing credits: Stephen King :nice:

[bertollazi]

''digam-m os vossos nomes pa eu vos matar por ordem alfabetica!''

[[Anubis]]

"MiAuH volta pra mim"

[bertollazi]

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

[butchuaxi]

''digam-m os vossos nomes pa eu vos matar por ordem alfabetica!''

granda ninja... :wink:

[butchuaxi]

"SSDD"
Same shit, different days

Dreamcatcher
Directed by: Lawrence Kasdan
Writing credits: Stephen King :nice:

http://fun.sdinet.de/pics/bush/asshole.jpg

[SOLAT]

"tá tudo preso, seus filhos da puta"

nicolau breyner em "Os imortais" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[AAK]

"tá tudo preso, seus filhos da puta"

nicolau breyner em "Os imortais" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

"Vamos todos para o Ca-Ca-Ca..."
"Vamos mazé todos pró Caralho!"

Lembrei-me de mais uns...para quem via os oldies do Tom Hanks conhece estes (são todos do Bachelor Party):

Tom Hanks (guiando um autocarro com meninos de um colégio de freiras) "Attention Passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond, the captain has turned off the No Smoking sign and you may now move about the cabin freely."

Adrian Zmed (abrindo uma porta de hotel) "And now, to our honoured guest Rick and his lifelong friends, i say gentlemen...start your boners"

"Just where do you guys think you are?"
-"The Library of Congress?"
-"Detroit?"
-"Beyond the sun?"

[FreakyGirl]

"Life is like a box of chocolats, you never know what you're going to get" - Forrest Gump

[[Anubis]]

"Life is like a box of chocolats, you never know what you're going to get" - Forrest Gump

Infelizmente esta (e muitas outras que por aqui andam) não é originária do filme em que foi proferida.

[butchuaxi]

american pie 3:
"finch kal é a capital da tailandia??"
"n sei..."
"bangcock..."

[bomber]

LiT - For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

[Dolphin_Angel]

Th e bitch isn't standing now! - Michelle Rodriguez em Resident Evil

[butchuaxi]

you´re a grannyfucker
and you´re a motherfucker
yes i am...
american pie 3

[butchuaxi]

you´re a grannyfucker
and you´re a motherfucker
yes i am...
american pie 3

[butchuaxi]

you´re a grannyfucker
and you´re a motherfucker
yes i am...
american pie 3

[Hyperion]

" I come in peace!...
... And you're going in pieces!!! "


Dolph Lundgren in "I come in peace" aka "Anjo Negro"

[butchuaxi]

ixo é filme ou serie??

[Hyperion]

É de um filme, sobre um alien que vem á terra, injecta pessoas com drogas e depois espeta um agulha no cérebro para recolher as endorfinas, ainda mais poderosas e valiosas como narcótico, sempre que ele apanha alguém diz "i come in peace" no fim o Dolph apanha ao gajo e enquanto este está no chão diz outra vez a mesma cena eo dolph acaba com ele, ehehehehehehehehheheehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe heheh

[SOLAT]

Balas e Bolinhos o Regresso

Rato - "eu sou actor, qql dia vou aparecer nas novelas"

quem viu o filme percebe :lol3:

[Ogrezinho]

" I come in peace!...
... And you're going in pieces!!! "


Dolph Lundgren in "I come in peace" aka "Anjo Negro"

LINDO!!!! estava a ver que mais ninguem conhecia esse filme!!

[jcat]

Wellcome to the real world.

[Sepulcrus]

Esta é linda!

Ted the Bellhop (Tim Roth) no filme Four Rooms:

Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.

O gajo diz esta merda quase sem pestanejar...

[O Fogareiro]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Just Love The Smell of Napalm in the morning !


Me sucki sucki GI five dóla'


Apocalypse now Redux
o outro é dum kker tb passado no vietnam


depois há as míticas :

Eat my shorts !
OMG .... they killed Kenny ..... You bastards !

[AAK]

Esta é linda!

Ted the Bellhop (Tim Roth) no filme Four Rooms:

Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.

O gajo diz esta merda quase sem pestanejar...

"...And keep your cock inside your pants!"

[Sepulcrus]

Depois há esta tb...

Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) no filme Snatch:

So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a dick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off.

[Glamour]

Stan: Call down u guys. We don't need to go and tell our parents. we just need to go out and get some protection...
Cartman: How the fuck our condoms are going to help us?

Southpark - Episodio 810 Pre School (semana passada) :lol:

[MikeDaSpike]

dodge this!

[[Anubis]]

dodge this!

O Matrix está cheio de frases dignas de serem citadas ;)

[Aksoma]

RESERVOIR DOGS

Harvey Keitel - "Now son, i need u to be cool. Are u cool?"
(*catrapum*)
Steve Buchemi - "I am cool..."

Também se pode ouvir esta parte na múscia do FLC "scobby snacks!"

[NeVaEh]

:idea: Forrest Gump
'My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... You never know what your gonna get!'

:idea: Romeo and Juliet
'Oh, what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet'
'Tempt not a desperate (wo)man!'

:idea: The Crow
'It can't rain all the time'

Depois aquelas que ninguem se lembra mesmo 'Show Me the Money!' ; 'Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Shagadelic';

[Hexis]

e agora para um verdadeiro festival de citações:

Get to da choppa!!

What's with all this fucking tie business!

Dillon , u son of a bitch!

..................(cortado).....................

You're bleeding man!
I ain't got time to bleed!
Got time to duck?

over here

I'm gonna have me some fun! I'm gonna have me some fun!

todas do mesmo filme!!

Incrivel.... citaste quase todo o script do predador 2 e não escreveste as incriveis linhas do king willie


"They say you want to talk to me. They say you are offering me favours. Tell me why babylon, Mr policeman."
"You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'"
"There's no stoppin' what can't be stopped, no killin' what can't be killed."

faltam algumas que não me lembro :?

[crawl]

General Kurtz(Marlon Brando): We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene! --> Apocalypse Now

Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other.
Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I thought about that. You can have'em. --> American Psycho

:D

[blab]

clark gable, em "E tudo o vento levou": "honestly my dear, I don't give a damn"

[forza]

SILENCIO - NO HAY BANDA

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Mulholand Drive, gostei muito

Minhas frases favoritas são:

Robert DeNiro "Taxidriver"----» Are you talking to me?!?!?

Jack Nicolson "Shining" ----» Here's Jonhyyyy!!!

Jack Nicolson "Anger Management"----» Goosfaba"

[blab]

Taxi e shinning!!
muito lá!!
essas frases e cenas ficaram para a eternidade..